At the recent opening of the Cannes Film Festival, Bono for no apparent reason passed a potato to a perfect stranger. Perhaps he is promoting Irishness or good health or indeed a worthy cause that a mega celebrity would donate their time to. It could also be that he feels the woman is a bit malnourished and much like a potato-less famine victim needs to fatten up. What next? He might pull a pint of Guiness from his back pocket or some Shamrock from his arse. We'll wait in anticipation.
Picture of Bono handing potato to woman

Clip from Simpsons of Homer being a 'Potato Man.'